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Get your landing page roasted to convert more customers 🔥

Get your landing page roasted and convert 🔥

Get your landing page roasted to convert more customers 🔥

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50+ startups convert better

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50+ startups convert better

Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

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Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

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Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

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"10/10 recommend"

Michael Alexis

CEO @ Teambuilding.com

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50+ startups convert better

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

50+ startups convert better

"10/10 recommend"

Michael Alexis

CEO @ Teambuilding.com

50+ companies and counting!

Steroids for startups

You likely have poor conversions, a sh*t website and few customers, I can help.

Pay

You can't put a price on perfection.

Get roasted in 48hrs

You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.

Make changes… or don't

Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.

What am I buying

Document of user interface and experience changes to improve conversion rates and optimisation

1 - Buy a roast

Click buy and get an email asking for which page or product (live or design) you want roasted.

2 - I'll destroy all your hard work

I'll use Figma and Notion to do this so you can browse all of the devastating comments.

3 - Implement your feedback and convert

Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your conversions go through the roof.

Roast benefits

Look like less of an idiot

Everyone is secretly laughing at your site, including us.

You might cry

Extremely critical feedback, if it's sh*t. But your conversions will skyrocket.

Cheaper than a rebrand

I know you ain't even considering this.

Get me as a gift 🎁 for your delusional boss!

Notion Optimisation Analysis

Detailed analysis of your page using Notion.

Figma Comments

Comment after painful comment of fixes, advice and feedback.

UX Evaluation

Meticulous step by step textual feedback with first impressions.

The Roastd 🔥

A list of a few happy customers

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Team building events

Ozolinsjanis course

Explain ideas visually

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Workforce planning

Surge AI

AI Data labelling

Air AI

AI Lead generation

Daito

2FA for shared accounts

MDX Algo

Trading algorithms

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Single Page

$159 $239

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Figma comments on your page

Chance to feature in newsletter

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$199 $299

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments on your page

Notion optimisation analysis

Chance to feature in newsletter

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$159 $239

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments on your page

Chance to feature in newsletter

Buy now

Single Page

$199 $299

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments on your page

Notion optimisation analysis

Chance to feature in newsletter

Buy now

Single Page

Spend less, convert more

Landing pages

Products

E-commerce

Saas

100% Money Back Guarantee if you convert less.

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It worked for all of them…

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“I needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny 🔥”

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Building Ozolinsjanis course

★★★★★

Oliver, your suggestions were hilarious and extremely valid. Thank you 👏

Patrick Matlack

Founder at Mindgrasp.ai

★★★★★

“Overall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed”

Augustas

Founder at Machine Folder

★★★★★

“A $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

★★★★★

“Super helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

CEO at Teambuilding.com

★★★★★

“A $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

★★★★★

“Super helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

CEO at Teambuilding.com

Wall of tears 💧

"You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"
"People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."
"I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.
"Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"
"Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"
"You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"
"Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"
"I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"
"Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"
"Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

"You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"
"People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."
"I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.
"Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"
"Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"
"You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"
"Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"
"I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"
"Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"
"Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

FAQs

😭 Will I really cry?

It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.

🎁 How will I get my roast?

Figma comments and a Notion summary all within 48 hours.

🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?

My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $119 roast, you do the math.

🔥 How many roasts can I buy?

The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page.

⏰ How long will my roast take?

24 or 48 hours depending on which package you've bought for a single page to be roasted.

🍗 What will you roast?

Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences, e-commerce and more!

🌍 What about non-English websites?

No problem, I will use Google translate to roast your site.

🤬 Why do you have to be so mean?

I don't... it's a way of life.

🤬 Why must you be so mean?

I don't... it's a way of life.

💸 Do you accept refunds?

We accept refunds for extreme circumstances, if we haven't started the work yet or if you show less conversions after 90 days after purchasing a roast.

Hey, I'm Ollie 👋 I've designed countless websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what works and converts.

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Hey, I'm Ollie 👋 I've designed hundreds of websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what converts.
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