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You can't put a price on perfection.
Get roasted in 48hrs
You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.
Make changes… or don't
Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.
1 - Buy a roast
Click buy and get an email asking for which page or product (live or design) you want roasted.
2 - I'll destroy all your hard work
I'll use Figma and Notion to do this so you can browse all of the devastating comments.
3 - Implement your feedback and convert
Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your conversions go through the roof.
Here's how…
Figma Comments
Comment after painful comment of fixes and feedback.
Notion Analysis
Detailed analysis of your page using Notion.
Video Roast
Meticulous step by step video analysis of your page.
Look like less of an idiot
Everyone is secretly laughing at your site, including us.
You might cry
Extremely critical feedback, if it's sh*t. But your conversions will skyrocket.
Cheaper than a rebrand
I know you ain't even considering this.
Single Page
$199 $299
Roast in 48 hours
Figma comments on your page
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$349 $449
Roast in 24 hours
Up to 20 min video feedback.
Figma comments on your page
Notion optimisation analysis
Chance to feature in newsletter
Design OS template
😭 Will I really cry?
It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.
🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?
My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience and interface design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $199 roast, you do the math.
🔥 How many roasts can I buy?
The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page.
⏰ How long will my roast take?
24 or 48 hours depending on which package you've bought for a single page to be roasted.
🍗 What will you roast?
Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences, e-commerce and more!
💸 Do you accept refunds?
100% Money Back Guarantee if you convert less after 90 days post purchase or if I haven't started the work yet.
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