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Two Ways to Get Roasted
Choose between instant AI-powered insights or detailed personal feedback from an expert.
Instant AI Audit
Get immediate insights about your website's marketing effectiveness, UX and conversion optimization opportunities.
- Full-page screenshot and AI analysis
- AI-powered SEO audit
- Visual design evaluation
- Content quality assessment
- Conversion optimization tips
- Competitor analysis and links
- Instant delivery via email
- Shareable link to report
Expert Video Roast
Get a detailed video breakdown of your website with actionable feedback from a UX and conversion expert within 48 hours.
- Up to 20-minute video breakdown
- Expert UX analysis
- Personal design critique
- High conversion recommendations
- Video feedback and written comments
- 48 Hour delivery via email
- Shareable link to report
100% Money Back Guarantee if you convert less after 90 days from a video roast
How It Works
Simple steps to improve your website, no BS involved.
AI Audit
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Screenshot and Detailed AI Analysis
Instant website review
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Immediate insights
Video Roast
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Expert Review
Personal analysis
Video Delivery
48-hour turnaround
The Hard Truth
Sometimes the truth hurts, but it's what you need to hear.
Your Site Is Embarrassing
But your colleagues and friends are too polite to tell you. I'm not.
Stop Guessing What's Wrong
Get a brutally honest review that actually helps you convert.
Fix It Before It's Too Late
Every day with a bad website is money down the drain.
Send this to your boss (anonymously, we won't tell)
Don't take my word for it
It worked for all of them...
"I needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny 🔥"
"Oliver, your suggestions were hilarious and extremely valid. Thank you 🔥"
"Overall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed"
"A $5,000 service for $399, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong"
"Super helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend."
The Roastd 🔥
A list of brave souls who dared to be roasted
Air AI
AI Lead generation
Daito
2FA for shared accounts
Agent
Workforce planning
Janis
Explain ideas visually
Teambuilding.com
Team building events
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AI Data
Air AI
AI Lead generation
Daito
2FA for shared accounts
Agent
Workforce planning
Janis
Explain ideas visually
Teambuilding.com
Team building events
Surge
AI Data
Wall of tears 💧
A keyboard can hurt you both physically and mentally
"Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"
"Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"
"You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"
"Your hero section is like my ex - takes up too much space and delivers nothing of value"
"This layout is more confusing than my dating life, and that's saying something"
"Your CTA button is playing hide and seek, and it's winning"
FAQs
Everything you need to know about getting roasted
😢 Will I really cry?
🔥 How will I get my roast?
🤔 Why should YOU humiliate me?
🔥 How many roasts can I buy?
⏰ How long will my roast take?
🔍 What will you roast?
🌍 What about non-English websites?
😤 Why do you have to be so mean?
💸 Do you accept refunds?
Hey, I'm Ollie 👋 I've designed countless websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what works and converts.
F@!# excuses, get customers.
Saving your bacon 🥓 hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money
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